TCFL History

Team Histories

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The complete team-by-team and season-by-season history of the most exciting fantasy football destination on the world wide web.

MASON CONFERENCE

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE (formerly Bonnie Blues)

Owner: Gen. William Stylz Johnson (formerly Nathan McIntyre)
Home Field: New Meadowlands Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ

2004 Record: 7-8, Touch, The Feel of Cotton Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 6-10, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2007 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2008 Record: 8-7, Division Champion, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2009 Record: 10-6, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VI Champion
2010 Record: 6-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
2011 Record: 6-10, Bourbon Bowl loss

Overall Record: 57-67
Division: 38-47
Post-Season: 7-13
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Championships: 1
All-Mason Players: 6
All-Tuesday Team: 7
Tuesman Winners: 2
2007- Tom Brady
2009- Chris Johnson

Head-To-Head
vs. Lynchburg's Finest 0-4
vs. Federalists 1-3
vs. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1
vs. Mafia Hitmen 1-1
vs. Part Time Models 1-0
vs. TBD 1-0
vs. Salty Dawgs 0-1

FEDERALISTS (formerly Coalition of the Thrilling & Blowouts)
Owner: Cpt. Jared B. Gable, XCC
Home Field: Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN

2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I Champion
2005 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2007 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2008 Record: 8-8, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V loss
2009 Record: 5-9, Toilet Bowl Win
2010 Record: 10-5, Panacea Cigar Bowl Champion
2011 Record: 10-5, Jimmy Carter Bowl Loss

Overall Record: 60-59
Division: 39-41
Post-Season: 7-8
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Titles: 2
All Mason Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 5
McCadams: 1

Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 9-17
vs. Jacks 5-4
vs. Chocolate 3-1
vs. PTM 5-5
vs. Bush 5-6
vs. Dawgs 7-3
vs. TBD 1-0
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vs. Blues 11-12
vs. Teabaggers 7-6
vs. Truman 2-1
vs. Mezz 2-2
vs. Legion 0-1
vs. Hitmen 3-0

LYNCHBURG'S FINEST (formerly Hurricane Ditka)
Owner: Gov. Rooney B. Tuesday, XC
Home Field: Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL

2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II Champion
2006 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III loss
2007 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl IV loss
2008 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2009 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2010 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VII Champion
2011 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VIII Loss

Overall Record: 87-34
Division: 61-21
Post-Season: 10-7
TCFL Championships: 2
Mason Conference Championships: 5
All Mason Players: 11
All-Tuesday Team: 18
McCadams: 1
Tuesman Winners: 3
2005- LaDainian Tomlinson
2006- LaDainian Tomlinson
2008- Adrian Peterson

Head-To-Head
vs. Feds 17-9
vs. Chocolate 4-0
vs. Jacks 9-0
vs. PTM 7-4
vs. Dawgs 9-0
vs. Bush 4-6
vs. TBD 0-1
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vs. Blues 17-9
vs. Truman 3-0
vs. Teabaggers 11-2
vs. Mezz 3-2
vs. Hitmen 2-1
vs. Legion 1-0

QUAGMIRE CRACKERJACKS
Owner: Uncle Bobby B, Bobby Bates (formerly Tim O'Neal, Amber Skelton)
Home Field: Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH

2004 Record: 4-9, Toilet Bowl victory
2005 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2006 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 5-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
2008 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 8-7, Panacea Cigar Tobacco Bowl Classic loss
2010 Record: 5-9, Toilet Bowl victory
2011 Record: 3-11, Lemon Bowl victory

Overall Record: 41-74
Division: 25-51
Post-Season: 4-8
All Mason Players: 5
All-Tuesday Team: 3

Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 0-8
vs. Feds 4-6
vs. Chocolate 1-2
vs. PTM 1-3
vs. Bush 1-2
vs. Dawgs 4-0
vs. TBD 1-1
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vs. Blues 3-4
vs. Truman 1-1

DIXON CONFERENCE

PART TIME MODELS (formerly Dishonorable Mention, Alan X, W's Ketchup Nazis, Swiftboat Vets, No.2, etc, etc.)
Owner: M. Alan Gable, D'yer Mak'er, XC
Home Field: Texas Stadium, Irving, TX

2004 Record: 8-7, Touch the Feel of Cotton Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II loss
2006 Record: 8-8, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 6-8, Toilet Bowl win
2008 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V Champion
2009 Record: 6-9, Tobacco Bowl Champion
2010 Record: 9-7, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VII loss
2011 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VIII Champion

Overall Record: 71-50
Division: 50-31
Post-Season: 12-5
TCFL Championships: 2
Dixon Conference Championships: 4
All Dixon Players: 8
All-Tuesday Players: 5
McCadams: 1
Tuesman Winners: 2004- Peyton Manning

Head-To-Head
vs. Bush 12-16
vs. Dawgs 21-6
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Feds 5-5
vs. Finest 4-7
vs. Jacks 3-1
vs. Chocolate 0-1
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vs. Blues 6-3
vs. Teabaggers 3-1
vs. Legion 2-1
vs. Hitmen 1-0
vs. Mezz 9-4
vs. Truman 3-4

RHYMES WITH PUNT (formerly Salty Dawgs, Morning Wood, Bad Newz Kennels)
Owner: Mr. Troy Lee Foxwell, Surgeon General, XC (formerly Elizabeth Clark)
Home Field: FedEx Field, Fairfax, VA

2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl win
2006 Record: 6-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 8-7, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2008 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl win
2009 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2010 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2011 Record: 7-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion

Overall Record: 44-74
Division: 30-48
Post-Season: 6-7
All Dixon Players: 4
All-Tuesday Team: 5
McCadams: 1

Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 6-21
vs. Hitmen 10-16
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Finest 0-9
vs. Feds 3-7
vs. Jacks 0-4
vs. Chocolate 1-0
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vs. Blues 3-5
vs. Truman 2-4
vs. Mezz 7-6
vs. Teabaggers 5-1
vs. Legion 3-0
vs. Hitmen 1-0

MAFIA HITMEN (formerly Whimpering Worms, Bushwood Gophers)
Owner: Mr. Junior Skelton, Cotton Picker, Commissioner
Home Field: RCA Dome, Indianapolis, IN

2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I loss
2005 Record: 3-12, Bourbon Bowl loss
2006 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III Champion
2007 Record: 9-6, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super IV Champion
2008 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 8-8, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VI Loss
2010 Record: 9-6, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2011 Record: 8-7, Jimmy Carter Bowl Champion

Overall Record: 67-53
Division: 47-35
Post-Season: 11-7
TCFL Championships: 2
Dixon Conference Championships: 4
All Dixon Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 9
Tuesman Winners: 2
Arian Foster- 2010
Aaron Rodgers- 2011
M.F. Gable Award: 2006

Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 16-12
vs. Dawgs 16-10
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Feds 6-5
vs. Finest 6-4
vs. Jacks 1-1
vs. Chocolate 1-1
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vs. Blues 3-7
vs. Truman 5-2
vs. Mezz 5-10
vs. Teabaggers 2-2
vs. Hitmen 1-0
vs. Legion 3-0

TBD
Owner: Noah Dontarrious Beck (formerly Matt Reaves, Steve Mezzapelle, Travis Gable)
Home Field: TBD

2004 Record: 2-12, Toilet Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 6-8, Toilet Bowl win
2007 Record: 8-8, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2008 Record: 8-7, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 7-8, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl loss
2010 Record: 6-9, Tobacco Bowl loss
2011 Record: 5-9, Lemon Bowl Champion

Overall Record: 52-68
Division: 34-45
Post-Season: 6-9
All Dixon Players: 11
All-Tuesday Team: 9

Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 1-2
vs. Hitmen 1-2
vs. Dawgs 1-2
vs. Jacks 1-1
vs. Finest 1-0
vs. Chocolate 0-1
vs. Feds 0-1

Defunct Franchises
Morning Wood- Dr. Elizabeth A. Clark, First Lady
Vanquishing Legion - Travis K. Gable, Chief of Staff
Mafia Hitmen- Miss Tuesday, Bamber Leigh Peschell Skelton
Tyrannical Teabaggers- Uncle Remus, Timothy Jude O'Neil
Hardcore Mezzbians- The Godfather, Leo S. Mezzapelle
Truman's Harpo- Public Enemy #1, C. Matt Reaves
Bonnie Blues- Chaplain, Nathan L. McIntyre

Honors and Awards

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Season I Honors (2004)

League MVP- Peyton Manning, Dishonorable Mention

Super Bowl I MVP- Tiki Barber, 36 Points, The Federalists

Dan Marino Award- Peyton Manning, Dishonorable Mention

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- LaDainian Tomlinson, Morning Wood

Jerry Rice Award- Mushin Muhammad, Bonnie Blues

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Morning Wood

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Adam Viniatieri, Bonnie Blues

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Tiki Barber, The Federalists

WR- Joe Horn, Lynchburg's Finest

Best Waiver Pick Up- Reuben Droughns, Vanquishing Legion

Davidoff Super Bowl Champions- The Federalists (defeated Whimpering Worms 113-78)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Morning Wood 132-87)

The Touch The Feel of Cotton Bowl Champions- Dishonorable Mention (defeated Bonnie Blues 89-61)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- Mafia Shitmen (lost to Vanquishing Legion 53-58)

Pizza Pro Bowl (Week 17)- Mama's Boys (Masons) 188 Bed Wetters (Dixons) 92

Season II Honors (2005)

Tuesman Trophy- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

Super Bowl II MVP- Shaun Alexander, 36 Points, Lynchburg's Finest

Steve Young Award- Peyton Manning, Bad Mother Fathers

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Shaun Alexander, Lynchburg's Finest

The Distinguished Jerry Rice Trophy- Steve Smith, Tussy Monsters

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Bad Mother Fathers

The Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Neil Rackers, Dishonorable Mention

The Mike Ditka Memorial Trophy- Tong Dungy, Lynchburg's Finest

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

WR- Chad Johnson, Whimpering Worms

Waiver Pick Up of the Year: Thomas Jones, Morning Wood

Super Bowl Champions: Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Dishonorable Mention 111-75)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions: Bad Mother Fathers (defeated Tussy Monsters 98-49)

Bourbon Bowl Champions: Coalition of the Thrilling (defeated Whimpering Worms 132-83)

Toilet Bowl Champeens: Bonnie Browns (lost to Morning Wood 80-83)

Mason-Dixon Game: Masons 147 Dixons 124

Season III Honors (2006)

Tuesman Trophy- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

M.F. Gable, Owner of the Year Award- Mr. Jordan T. Skelton

Super Bowl III MVP- Steven Jackson, 52 points, Whimpering Worms

Steve Young Award- Peyton Manning, Philly Blunts

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

Jerry Rice Award- Chad Johnson, Dishonorable Mention

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Lynchburg's Finest

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Robbie Gould, Whimpering Worms

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Larry Johnson, Lynchburg's Finest

WR- Reggie Wayne, Whimpering Worms

Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Drew Brees, Dishonorable Mention

Super Bowl Champions- Whimpering Worms (defeated Lynchburg's Finest 115-71)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Dishonorable Mention (defeated Bonnie Blues 77-76)

Bourbon Bowl Champions- Morning Wood (defeated Coalition of the Thrilling 103-63)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- Turd Monsters* (lost to Philly Blunts 53-85)

Mason-Dixon Game- Masons 195 Dixons 162

Season IV Honors (2007)

Tuesman Trophy- Tom Brady, Bonnie Blues

Super Bowl IV MVP- Reggie Wayne, 25 points, Bushwood Gophers

Steve Young Award- Tom Brady, Bonnie Blues

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka

Jerry Rice Award- Randy Moss, Hardcore Mezzbians

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Hurricane Ditka

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Mason Crosby, Hurricane Ditka

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Brian Westbrook, Bushwood Gophers

WR- Terrell Owens, Hurricane Ditka

Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Brett Favre, Bushwood Gophers

Super Bowl Champions- Bushwood Gophers (defeated Hurricane Ditka 92-65)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Hardcore Mezzbians (defeated Bonnie Blues 106-71)

Bourbon Bowl Champions- Bad Newz Kennels (defeated Blowjays 113-62)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- Coalition of the Shitting (lost to Part Time Models 52-65)

Mason-Dixon Game- Masons 146 Dixons 91

Season V Honors (2008)

Tuesman Trophy- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka

Super Bowl V MVP- Matt Cassel, 32 points, Part Time Models

Steve Young Award- Drew Brees, Blowouts

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Michael Turner, Part Time Models

Jerry Rice Award- Larry Fitzgerald, Bushwood Gophers

Frank Wycheck Award- Tony Gonzalez, Hardcore Mezzbians

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- John Carney, Hurricane Ditka

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka

WR- Anquan Boldin, Bonnie Blues

Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- M. Alan Gable, Part Time Models

Rookie of The Year- Chris Johnson, Bonnie Blues

Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Kurt Warner, Tyrannical Teabaggers

Super Bowl Champions- Part Time Models (deafted Blowouts 99-88)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Bushwood Gophers (defeated Bonnie Blues 128-87)

Bourbon Bowl Champions- Hardcore Mezzbians (defeated Hurricane Ditka 99-78)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- ToiletBobbing Teabaggers (lost to Shatty Dawgs 69-42)

Mason-Dixon Classic- Masons 153 Dixons 144

Season VI Honors (2009)

Tuesman Trophy- Chris Johnson, Bonnie Blues

Super Bowl VI MVP- Chris Johnson, 28 points, Bonnie Blues

Steve Young Award- Drew Brees, Federalists

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Chris Johnson, Bonnie Blues

Jerry Rice Award- Randy Moss, Truman's Harpo

Frank Wycheck Award- Vernon Davis, Part Time Models

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Nate Kaeding, Truman's Harpo

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Maurice Jones-Drew, Mafia Hitmen
WR- Reggie Wayne, Quagmire Crackerjacks

Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- Cameron Clark, Lynchburg's Finest

Rookie of The Year- Knowshon Moreno, Federalists

Mike Shanahan Award (Waiver of The year)- Miles Austin, Salty Dawgs

Super Bowl Champions- Bonnie Blues (defeated Mafia Hitmen 96-51)

Bourbon Bowl Champions- Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Truman's Harpo 102-101)

Tobacco Bowl Champions- Part Time Models (defeated Quagmire Crackerjacks 94-63)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- Shatty Dawgs (lost to Federalists 46-29)

Mason-Dixon Classic- Masons 104 Dixons 69

Season VII Honors (2010)

Tuesman Trophy- Arian Foster, Mafia Hitmen

Super Bowl VII MVP- Adrian Peterson, 23 points

Steve Young Award- Aaron Rodgers, Mafia Hitmen

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Arian Foster, Mafia Hitmen

The Distinguished Jerry Rice Trophy- Brandon Lloyd, Lynchburg's Finest

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Mafia Hitmen

The Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- David Akers, Bonnie Blues

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Adrian Peterson, Lynchburg's Finest

WR- Dwayne Bowe, Federalists

Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- Jared B. Gable, Federalists

Rookie of The Year- Sam Bradford, Quagmire Crackerjacks

Mike Shanahan Award (Waiver Pick of The Year): Brandon Lloyd, Lynchburg's Finest

Super Bowl Champions: Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Part Time Models 77-67)

Bourbon Bowl Champions: Mafia Hitmen (defeated Bonnie Blues 116-70)

Panacea Tobacco Bowl Champions: Federalists (defeated Truman's Harpo 96-65)

Toilet Bowl Champeens: Rhymes With Punt (defeated by Quagmire Crackerjacks 61-48)

Mason-Dixon Game: Dixons 124 Masons 87

Season VIII Honors (2011)

Tuesman Trophy- Aaron Rodgers, Rosterbaters

Super Bowl VII MVP- Tom Brady, Part Time Models, 36 points

Steve Young Award- Aaron Rodgers, Rosterbaters

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Lesean McCoy, Ostentatious Erudition

The Distinguished Jerry Rice Trophy- Wes Welker, Rhymes with Punt

Frank Wycheck Award- Rob Gronkowski, Rhymes with Punt

The Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- David Akers, Sexual Chocolate

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Ray Rice, Lynchburg's Finest

WR- Calvin Johnson, Lynchburg's Finest

Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- Troy L. Foxwell, Rhymes With Punt

Rookie of The Year- Cam Newton, Lynchburg's Finest

Mike Shanahan Award (Waiver Pick of The Year): Cam Newton, Lynchburg's Finest

Super Bowl Champions: Part Time Models (defeated Lynchburg's Finest 145-112

Bourbon Bowl Champions: Rhyes With Punt (defeated Sexual Chocolate 85-80)

Jimmy Carter Bowl Champions: Rosterbaters (defeated Ostentatious Erudition 104-82

Lemon Bowl Champeens: TBD (deafted by Quagmire Crackerjacks 66-25)

Mason-Dixon Game:

Mason-Dixon History

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All-Time Series Record: 90-70 Masons

Mason-Dixon Titles: Masons: 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Dixons: 2010

2004
Regular Season: 8-8
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons

2005
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 15-6 Masons

2006
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons

2007
Regular Season: 9-7 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Dixons

2008
Regular Season: 10-6 Dixons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 14-7 Dixons

2009
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Masons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 16-5 Masons

2010

Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Masons
Mason-Dixon: Dixons
Overall: 13-8 Masons

2011

Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Dixons
Mason-Dixon:
Overall: 11-9 Masons