Team Histories

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MASON CONFERENCE

BONNIE BLUES
Owner: Rev. Nathan Lee McIntyre, XC
Home Field: Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL

2004 Record: 7-8, Touch, The Feel of Cotton Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 6-10, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2007 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2008 Record: 8-7, Division Champion, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2009 Record: 6-4

Overall Record: 41-45
Division: 28-29
Post-Season: 2-9
All-Mason Players: 6
All-Tuesday Team: 4
Tuesman Winners: 2007- Tom Brady

Head-To-Head
vs. Lynchburg's Finest 6-14
vs. Federalists 12-7
vs. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-1
vs. Teabaggers 6-7
vs. Bushwood Gophers 5-2
vs. Part Time Models 3-5
vs. Truman's Harpo 1-0
vs. Mezzbians 1-4
vs. Salty Dawgs 4-3
vs. Vanquishing Legion 1-0
vs. Mafia Hitmen, 1-2

BILLY SHATSWELL PRESENTS: POOP MOUNTAIN (formerly Federalists, Coalition of the Thrilling & Blowouts)
Owner: Cpt. Jared B. Gable
Home Field: Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN


2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I Champion
2005 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2007 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2008 Record: 8-8, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V loss
2009 Record: 3-7, Toilet Bowl Appearance

Overall Record: 38-47
Division: 25-31
Post-Season: 5-5
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Titles: 2
All Mason Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 2


Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 8-11
vs. Blues 7-12
vs. Jacks 0-2
vs. Teabaggers 7-6
vs. PTM 4-4
vs. Bush 3-5
vs. Mezz 2-2
vs. Truman 0-1
vs. Dawgs 4-3
vs. Legion 0-1
vs. Hitmen 3-0


LYNCHBURG'S FINEST (formerly Hurricane Ditka)
Owner: Gov. Rooney B. Tuesday, Commissioner
Home Field: Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL

2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II Champion
2006 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III loss
2007 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl IV loss
2008 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2009 Record: 9-1, Division Champion

Overall Record: 61-25
Division: 40-17
Post-Season: 6-5
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Championships: 3
All Mason Players: 11
All-Tuesday Team: 13
Tuesman Winners: 3
2005- LaDainian Tomlinson
2006- LaDainian Tomlinson
2008- Adrian Peterson

Head-To-Head
vs. Feds 11-8
vs. Blues 14-6
vs. Jacks 2-0
vs. Teabaggers 11-2
vs. PTM 5-2
vs. Dawgs 7-0
vs. Bush 4-4
vs. Truman 1-0
vs. Mezz 3-2
vs. Hitmen 2-1
vs. Legion 1-0

QUAGMIRE CRACKERJACKS
Owner: Uncle Bobby B, Bobby Bates
Home Field: Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH

2009 Record: 6-4

Overall Record: 6-4
Division: 3-3
Post-Season: 0-0
All Mason Players:
All-Tuesday Team:


Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 0-2
vs. Feds 2-0
vs. Blues 1-1
vs. Truman 0-1
vs. PTM 1-0
vs. Bush 1-0
vs. Dawgs 1-0


DIXON CONFERENCE

TRUMAN'S HARPO
Owner: Mr. C. Matthew Reaves, Public Enemy #1
Home Field: Memorial Stadium, Faurot Field, Columbia, MO

2009 Record: 6-4

Overall Record: 6-4
Division: 4-2
Post-Season: 0-0
All Dixon Players:
All-Tuesday Team:

Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 2-0
vs. Hitmen 1-1
vs. Dawgs 1-1
vs. Jacks 1-0
vs. Finest 0-1
vs. Blues 0-1
vs. Feds 1-0


PART TIME MODELS (formerly Dishonorable Mention, Alan X, W's Ketchup Nazis, Swiftboat Vets, No.2, etc, etc.)
Owner: M. Alan Gable, D'yer Mak'er
Home Field: Texas Stadium, Irving, TX

2004 Record: 8-7, Touch the Feel of Cotton Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II loss
2006 Record: 8-8, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 6-8, Toilet Bowl win
2008 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V Champion
2009 Record: 3-7

Overall Record: 49-36
Division: 34-22
Post-Season: 7-3
TCFL Championships: 1
Dixon Conference Championships: 2
All Dixon Players: 8
All-Tuesday Players: 4
McCadams: 1
MVP/Tuesman Winners: 2004- Peyton Manning

Head-To-Head
vs. Bush 8-11
vs. Mezz 9-4
vs. Dawgs 15-4
vs. Truman 0-2
vs. Feds 4-4
vs. Finest 2-5
vs. Blues 5-3
vs. Jacks 0-1
vs. Teabaggers 3-1
vs. Legion 2-1
vs. Hitmen 1-0

SALTY DAWGS (formerly Morning Wood, Bad Newz Kennels)
Owner: Mr. Troy Lee Foxwell, Surgeon General, XCC
Home Field: FedEx Field, Fairfax, VA

2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl win
2006 Record: 6-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 8-7, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2008 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl win
2009 Record: 2-8

Overall Record: 32-52
Division: 20-35
Post-Season: 4-4
All Dixon Players: 4
All-Tuesday Team: 2


Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 4-15
vs. Hitmen 5-13
vs. Truman 1-1
vs. Mezz 7-6
vs. Finest 0-7
vs. Feds 3-4
vs. Blues 3-4
vs. Jacks 0-1
vs. Teabaggers 5-1
vs. Legion 3-0
vs. Hitmen 1-0

MAFIA HITMEN (formerly Whimpering Worms, Bushwood Gophers)
Owner: Mr. Junior Skelton, Cotton Picker, XC
Home Field: RCA Dome, Indianapolis, IN

2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I loss
2005 Record: 3-12, Bourbon Bowl loss
2006 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III Champion
2007 Record: 9-6, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super IV Champion
2008 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 5-5

Overall Record: 47-37
Division: 32-24
Post-Season: 7-4
TCFL Championships: 2
Dixon Conference Championships: 3
All Dixon Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 5
M.F. Gable Award: 2006

Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 11-8
vs. Dawgs 13-5
vs. Truman 1-1
vs. Mezz 5-10
vs. Feds 5-3
vs. Finest 4-4
vs. Blues 2-5
vs. Jacks 0-1
vs. Teabaggers 2-2
vs. Hitmen 1-0
vs. Legion 3-0

Defunct Franchises
Morning Wood- Dr. Elizabeth A. Clark, First Lady
Vanquishing Legion - Travis K. Gable, Chief of Staff
Mafia Hitmen- Miss Tuesday, Bamber Leigh Peschell Skelton
Tyrannical Teabaggers- Uncle Remus, Timothy Jude O'Neil
Hardcore Mezzbians- The Godfather, Leo S. Mezzapelle

Honors and Awards

Season I Honors (2004)

League MVP- Peyton Manning, Dishonorable Mention

Super Bowl I MVP- Tiki Barber, 36 Points, The Federalists

Dan Marino Award- Peyton Manning, Dishonorable Mention

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- LaDainian Tomlinson, Morning Wood

Jerry Rice Award- Mushin Muhammad, Bonnie Blues

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Morning Wood

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Adam Viniatieri, Bonnie Blues

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Tiki Barber, The Federalists

WR- Joe Horn, Lynchburg's Finest

Best Waiver Pick Up- Reuben Droughns, Vanquishing Legion

Davidoff Super Bowl Champions- The Federalists (defeated Whimpering Worms 113-78)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Morning Wood 132-87)

The Touch The Feel of Cotton Bowl Champions- Dishonorable Mention (defeated Bonnie Blues 89-61)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- Mafia Shitmen (lost to Vanquishing Legion 53-58)

Pizza Pro Bowl (Week 17)- Mama's Boys (Masons) 188 Bed Wetters (Dixons) 92

Season II Honors (2005)

Tuesman Trophy- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

Super Bowl II MVP- Shaun Alexander, 36 Points, Lynchburg's Finest

Steve Young Award- Peyton Manning, Bad Mother Fathers

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Shaun Alexander, Lynchburg's Finest

The Distinguished Jerry Rice Trophy- Steve Smith, Tussy Monsters

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Bad Mother Fathers

The Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Neil Rackers, Dishonorable Mention

The Mike Ditka Memorial Trophy- Tong Dungy, Lynchburg's Finest

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

WR- Chad Johnson, Whimpering Worms

Waiver Pick Up of the Year: Thomas Jones, Morning Wood

Super Bowl Champions: Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Dishonorable Mention 111-75)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions: Bad Mother Fathers (defeated Tussy Monsters 98-49)

Bourbon Bowl Champions: Coalition of the Thrilling (defeated Whimpering Worms 132-83)

Toilet Bowl Champeens: Bonnie Browns (lost to Morning Wood 80-83)

Mason-Dixon Game: Masons 147 Dixons 124

Season III Honors (2006)

Tuesman Trophy- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

M.F. Gable, Owner of the Year Award- Mr. Jordan T. Skelton

Super Bowl III MVP- Steven Jackson, 52 points, Whimpering Worms

Steve Young Award- Peyton Manning, Philly Blunts

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest

Jerry Rice Award- Chad Johnson, Dishonorable Mention

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Lynchburg's Finest

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Robbie Gould, Whimpering Worms

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Larry Johnson, Lynchburg's Finest

WR- Reggie Wayne, Whimpering Worms

Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Drew Brees, Dishonorable Mention

Super Bowl Champions- Whimpering Worms (defeated Lynchburg's Finest 115-71)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Dishonorable Mention (defeated Bonnie Blues 77-76)

Bourbon Bowl Champions- Morning Wood (defeated Coalition of the Thrilling 103-63)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- Turd Monsters* (lost to Philly Blunts 53-85)

Mason-Dixon Game- Masons 195 Dixons 162

Season IV Honors (2007)

Tuesman Trophy- Tom Brady, Bonnie Blues

Super Bowl IV MVP- Reggie Wayne, 25 points, Bushwood Gophers

Steve Young Award- Tom Brady, Bonnie Blues

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka

Jerry Rice Award- Randy Moss, Hardcore Mezzbians

Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Hurricane Ditka

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Mason Crosby, Hurricane Ditka

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Brian Westbrook, Bushwood Gophers

WR- Terrell Owens, Hurricane Ditka

Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Brett Favre, Bushwood Gophers

Super Bowl Champions- Bushwood Gophers (defeated Hurricane Ditka 92-65)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Hardcore Mezzbians (defeated Bonnie Blues 106-71)

Bourbon Bowl Champions- Bad Newz Kennels (defeated Blowjays 113-62)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- Coalition of the Shitting (lost to Part Time Models 52-65)

Mason-Dixon Game- Masons 146 Dixons 91

Season V Honors (2008)

Tuesman Trophy- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka

Super Bowl V MVP- Matt Cassel, 32 points, Part Time Models

Steve Young Award- Drew Brees, Blowouts

Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Michael Turner, Part Time Models

Jerry Rice Award- Larry Fitzgerald, Bushwood Gophers

Frank Wycheck Award- Tony Gonzalez, Hardcore Mezzbians

Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- John Carney, Hurricane Ditka

Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka

WR- Anquan Boldin, Bonnie Blues

Glen McCadams Coach of the Year Award- M. Alan Gable, Part Time Models

Rookie of The Year- Chris Johnson, Bonnie Blues

Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Kurt Warner, Tyrannical Teabaggers

Super Bowl Champions- Part Time Models (deafted Blowouts 99-88)

Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Bushwood Gophers (defeated Bonnie Blues 128-87)

Bourbon Bowl Champions- Hardcore Mezzbians (defeated Hurricane Ditka 99-78)

Toilet Bowl Champeens- ToiletBobbing Teabaggers (lost to Shatty Dawgs 69-42)

Mason-Dixon Classic- Masons 153 Dixons 144


Season VI Honors (2009)

Tuesman Trophy-
Super Bowl VI MVP-
Steve Young Award-
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award-
Jerry Rice Award-
Frank Wycheck Award-
Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence-
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members-
Glen McCadams Coach of the Year Award-
Rookie of The Year-
Waiver Pick Up of The Year-
Super Bowl Champions-
Bourbon Bowl Champions-
Cigar Box Classic Champions-
Toilet Bowl Champeens-
Mason-Dixon Classic-

Mason-Dixon History

All-Time Series Record: 66-54 Masons

Mason-Dixon Titles: Masons: 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 Dixons: NEVER

2004
Regular Season: 8-8
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons

2005
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 15-6 Masons

2006
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons

2007
Regular Season: 9-7 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Dixons


2008
Regular Season: 10-6 Dixons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 14-7 Dixons

2009
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 0-0
Mason-Dixon:
Overall: 0-0