Noah
Bobby
Will
Foxxy
Jordan
Jared
Cameron
Alan
Actual Draft order:
1. Alan
2. Bobby
3. Will
4. Foxxy
5. Bobby
6. Jared
7. Will
8.Alan
9. Jordan
10.Cameron
11.Jordan
12.Jordan
13.Cameron
14.Will
15.Bobby
16.Jordan
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2007
Team Histories
The complete team-by-team and season-by-season history of the most exciting fantasy football destination on the world wide web.
MASON CONFERENCE
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE (formerly Bonnie Blues)
Owner: Gen. William Stylz Johnson (formerly Nathan McIntyre)
Home Field: New Meadowlands Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
2004 Record: 7-8, Touch, The Feel of Cotton Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 6-10, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2007 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2008 Record: 8-7, Division Champion, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2009 Record: 10-6, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VI Champion
2010 Record: 6-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
2011 Record: 6-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
Overall Record: 57-67
Division: 38-47
Post-Season: 7-13
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Championships: 1
All-Mason Players: 6
All-Tuesday Team: 7
Tuesman Winners: 2
2007- Tom Brady
2009- Chris Johnson
Head-To-Head
vs. Lynchburg's Finest 0-4
vs. Federalists 1-3
vs. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1
vs. Mafia Hitmen 1-1
vs. Part Time Models 1-0
vs. TBD 1-0
vs. Salty Dawgs 0-1
FEDERALISTS (formerly Coalition of the Thrilling & Blowouts)
Owner: Cpt. Jared B. Gable, XCC
Home Field: Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN
2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I Champion
2005 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2007 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2008 Record: 8-8, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V loss
2009 Record: 5-9, Toilet Bowl Win
2010 Record: 10-5, Panacea Cigar Bowl Champion
2011 Record: 10-5, Jimmy Carter Bowl Loss
Overall Record: 60-59
Division: 39-41
Post-Season: 7-8
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Titles: 2
All Mason Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 5
McCadams: 1
Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 9-17
vs. Jacks 5-4
vs. Chocolate 3-1
vs. PTM 5-5
vs. Bush 5-6
vs. Dawgs 7-3
vs. TBD 1-0
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vs. Blues 11-12
vs. Teabaggers 7-6
vs. Truman 2-1
vs. Mezz 2-2
vs. Legion 0-1
vs. Hitmen 3-0
LYNCHBURG'S FINEST (formerly Hurricane Ditka)
Owner: Gov. Rooney B. Tuesday, XC
Home Field: Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL
2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II Champion
2006 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III loss
2007 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl IV loss
2008 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2009 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2010 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VII Champion
2011 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VIII Loss
Overall Record: 87-34
Division: 61-21
Post-Season: 10-7
TCFL Championships: 2
Mason Conference Championships: 5
All Mason Players: 11
All-Tuesday Team: 18
McCadams: 1
Tuesman Winners: 3
2005- LaDainian Tomlinson
2006- LaDainian Tomlinson
2008- Adrian Peterson
Head-To-Head
vs. Feds 17-9
vs. Chocolate 4-0
vs. Jacks 9-0
vs. PTM 7-4
vs. Dawgs 9-0
vs. Bush 4-6
vs. TBD 0-1
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vs. Blues 17-9
vs. Truman 3-0
vs. Teabaggers 11-2
vs. Mezz 3-2
vs. Hitmen 2-1
vs. Legion 1-0
QUAGMIRE CRACKERJACKS
Owner: Uncle Bobby B, Bobby Bates (formerly Tim O'Neal, Amber Skelton)
Home Field: Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
2004 Record: 4-9, Toilet Bowl victory
2005 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2006 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 5-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
2008 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 8-7, Panacea Cigar Tobacco Bowl Classic loss
2010 Record: 5-9, Toilet Bowl victory
2011 Record: 3-11, Lemon Bowl victory
Overall Record: 41-74
Division: 25-51
Post-Season: 4-8
All Mason Players: 5
All-Tuesday Team: 3
Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 0-8
vs. Feds 4-6
vs. Chocolate 1-2
vs. PTM 1-3
vs. Bush 1-2
vs. Dawgs 4-0
vs. TBD 1-1
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vs. Blues 3-4
vs. Truman 1-1
DIXON CONFERENCE
PART TIME MODELS (formerly Dishonorable Mention, Alan X, W's Ketchup Nazis, Swiftboat Vets, No.2, etc, etc.)
Owner: M. Alan Gable, D'yer Mak'er, XC
Home Field: Texas Stadium, Irving, TX
2004 Record: 8-7, Touch the Feel of Cotton Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II loss
2006 Record: 8-8, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 6-8, Toilet Bowl win
2008 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V Champion
2009 Record: 6-9, Tobacco Bowl Champion
2010 Record: 9-7, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VII loss
2011 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VIII Champion
Overall Record: 71-50
Division: 50-31
Post-Season: 12-5
TCFL Championships: 2
Dixon Conference Championships: 4
All Dixon Players: 8
All-Tuesday Players: 5
McCadams: 1
Tuesman Winners: 2004- Peyton Manning
Head-To-Head
vs. Bush 12-16
vs. Dawgs 21-6
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Feds 5-5
vs. Finest 4-7
vs. Jacks 3-1
vs. Chocolate 0-1
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vs. Blues 6-3
vs. Teabaggers 3-1
vs. Legion 2-1
vs. Hitmen 1-0
vs. Mezz 9-4
vs. Truman 3-4
RHYMES WITH PUNT (formerly Salty Dawgs, Morning Wood, Bad Newz Kennels)
Owner: Mr. Troy Lee Foxwell, Surgeon General, XC (formerly Elizabeth Clark)
Home Field: FedEx Field, Fairfax, VA
2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl win
2006 Record: 6-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 8-7, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2008 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl win
2009 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2010 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2011 Record: 7-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
Overall Record: 44-74
Division: 30-48
Post-Season: 6-7
All Dixon Players: 4
All-Tuesday Team: 5
McCadams: 1
Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 6-21
vs. Hitmen 10-16
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Finest 0-9
vs. Feds 3-7
vs. Jacks 0-4
vs. Chocolate 1-0
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vs. Blues 3-5
vs. Truman 2-4
vs. Mezz 7-6
vs. Teabaggers 5-1
vs. Legion 3-0
vs. Hitmen 1-0
MAFIA HITMEN (formerly Whimpering Worms, Bushwood Gophers)
Owner: Mr. Junior Skelton, Cotton Picker, Commissioner
Home Field: RCA Dome, Indianapolis, IN
2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I loss
2005 Record: 3-12, Bourbon Bowl loss
2006 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III Champion
2007 Record: 9-6, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super IV Champion
2008 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 8-8, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VI Loss
2010 Record: 9-6, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2011 Record: 8-7, Jimmy Carter Bowl Champion
Overall Record: 67-53
Division: 47-35
Post-Season: 11-7
TCFL Championships: 2
Dixon Conference Championships: 4
All Dixon Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 9
Tuesman Winners: 2
Arian Foster- 2010
Aaron Rodgers- 2011
M.F. Gable Award: 2006
Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 16-12
vs. Dawgs 16-10
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Feds 6-5
vs. Finest 6-4
vs. Jacks 1-1
vs. Chocolate 1-1
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vs. Blues 3-7
vs. Truman 5-2
vs. Mezz 5-10
vs. Teabaggers 2-2
vs. Hitmen 1-0
vs. Legion 3-0
TBD
Owner: Noah Dontarrious Beck (formerly Matt Reaves, Steve Mezzapelle, Travis Gable)
Home Field: TBD
2004 Record: 2-12, Toilet Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 6-8, Toilet Bowl win
2007 Record: 8-8, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2008 Record: 8-7, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 7-8, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl loss
2010 Record: 6-9, Tobacco Bowl loss
2011 Record: 5-9, Lemon Bowl Champion
Overall Record: 52-68
Division: 34-45
Post-Season: 6-9
All Dixon Players: 11
All-Tuesday Team: 9
Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 1-2
vs. Hitmen 1-2
vs. Dawgs 1-2
vs. Jacks 1-1
vs. Finest 1-0
vs. Chocolate 0-1
vs. Feds 0-1
Defunct Franchises
Morning Wood- Dr. Elizabeth A. Clark, First Lady
Vanquishing Legion - Travis K. Gable, Chief of Staff
Mafia Hitmen- Miss Tuesday, Bamber Leigh Peschell Skelton
Tyrannical Teabaggers- Uncle Remus, Timothy Jude O'Neil
Hardcore Mezzbians- The Godfather, Leo S. Mezzapelle
Truman's Harpo- Public Enemy #1, C. Matt Reaves
Bonnie Blues- Chaplain, Nathan L. McIntyre
MASON CONFERENCE
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE (formerly Bonnie Blues)
Owner: Gen. William Stylz Johnson (formerly Nathan McIntyre)
Home Field: New Meadowlands Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
2004 Record: 7-8, Touch, The Feel of Cotton Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 6-10, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2007 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2008 Record: 8-7, Division Champion, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2009 Record: 10-6, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VI Champion
2010 Record: 6-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
2011 Record: 6-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
Overall Record: 57-67
Division: 38-47
Post-Season: 7-13
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Championships: 1
All-Mason Players: 6
All-Tuesday Team: 7
Tuesman Winners: 2
2007- Tom Brady
2009- Chris Johnson
Head-To-Head
vs. Lynchburg's Finest 0-4
vs. Federalists 1-3
vs. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1
vs. Mafia Hitmen 1-1
vs. Part Time Models 1-0
vs. TBD 1-0
vs. Salty Dawgs 0-1
FEDERALISTS (formerly Coalition of the Thrilling & Blowouts)
Owner: Cpt. Jared B. Gable, XCC
Home Field: Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN
2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I Champion
2005 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2007 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2008 Record: 8-8, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V loss
2009 Record: 5-9, Toilet Bowl Win
2010 Record: 10-5, Panacea Cigar Bowl Champion
2011 Record: 10-5, Jimmy Carter Bowl Loss
Overall Record: 60-59
Division: 39-41
Post-Season: 7-8
TCFL Championships: 1
Mason Conference Titles: 2
All Mason Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 5
McCadams: 1
Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 9-17
vs. Jacks 5-4
vs. Chocolate 3-1
vs. PTM 5-5
vs. Bush 5-6
vs. Dawgs 7-3
vs. TBD 1-0
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vs. Blues 11-12
vs. Teabaggers 7-6
vs. Truman 2-1
vs. Mezz 2-2
vs. Legion 0-1
vs. Hitmen 3-0
LYNCHBURG'S FINEST (formerly Hurricane Ditka)
Owner: Gov. Rooney B. Tuesday, XC
Home Field: Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL
2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II Champion
2006 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III loss
2007 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl IV loss
2008 Record: 7-8, Bourbon Bowl loss
2009 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2010 Record: 12-3, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VII Champion
2011 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VIII Loss
Overall Record: 87-34
Division: 61-21
Post-Season: 10-7
TCFL Championships: 2
Mason Conference Championships: 5
All Mason Players: 11
All-Tuesday Team: 18
McCadams: 1
Tuesman Winners: 3
2005- LaDainian Tomlinson
2006- LaDainian Tomlinson
2008- Adrian Peterson
Head-To-Head
vs. Feds 17-9
vs. Chocolate 4-0
vs. Jacks 9-0
vs. PTM 7-4
vs. Dawgs 9-0
vs. Bush 4-6
vs. TBD 0-1
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vs. Blues 17-9
vs. Truman 3-0
vs. Teabaggers 11-2
vs. Mezz 3-2
vs. Hitmen 2-1
vs. Legion 1-0
QUAGMIRE CRACKERJACKS
Owner: Uncle Bobby B, Bobby Bates (formerly Tim O'Neal, Amber Skelton)
Home Field: Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
2004 Record: 4-9, Toilet Bowl victory
2005 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2006 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 5-10, Bourbon Bowl loss
2008 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 8-7, Panacea Cigar Tobacco Bowl Classic loss
2010 Record: 5-9, Toilet Bowl victory
2011 Record: 3-11, Lemon Bowl victory
Overall Record: 41-74
Division: 25-51
Post-Season: 4-8
All Mason Players: 5
All-Tuesday Team: 3
Head-To-Head
vs. Finest 0-8
vs. Feds 4-6
vs. Chocolate 1-2
vs. PTM 1-3
vs. Bush 1-2
vs. Dawgs 4-0
vs. TBD 1-1
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vs. Blues 3-4
vs. Truman 1-1
DIXON CONFERENCE
PART TIME MODELS (formerly Dishonorable Mention, Alan X, W's Ketchup Nazis, Swiftboat Vets, No.2, etc, etc.)
Owner: M. Alan Gable, D'yer Mak'er, XC
Home Field: Texas Stadium, Irving, TX
2004 Record: 8-7, Touch the Feel of Cotton Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 11-4, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl II loss
2006 Record: 8-8, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 6-8, Toilet Bowl win
2008 Record: 13-2, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl V Champion
2009 Record: 6-9, Tobacco Bowl Champion
2010 Record: 9-7, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VII loss
2011 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VIII Champion
Overall Record: 71-50
Division: 50-31
Post-Season: 12-5
TCFL Championships: 2
Dixon Conference Championships: 4
All Dixon Players: 8
All-Tuesday Players: 5
McCadams: 1
Tuesman Winners: 2004- Peyton Manning
Head-To-Head
vs. Bush 12-16
vs. Dawgs 21-6
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Feds 5-5
vs. Finest 4-7
vs. Jacks 3-1
vs. Chocolate 0-1
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vs. Blues 6-3
vs. Teabaggers 3-1
vs. Legion 2-1
vs. Hitmen 1-0
vs. Mezz 9-4
vs. Truman 3-4
RHYMES WITH PUNT (formerly Salty Dawgs, Morning Wood, Bad Newz Kennels)
Owner: Mr. Troy Lee Foxwell, Surgeon General, XC (formerly Elizabeth Clark)
Home Field: FedEx Field, Fairfax, VA
2004 Record: 9-7, Brown Sugar Bowl loss
2005 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl win
2006 Record: 6-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2007 Record: 8-7, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2008 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl win
2009 Record: 4-10, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2010 Record: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Champeen
2011 Record: 7-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
Overall Record: 44-74
Division: 30-48
Post-Season: 6-7
All Dixon Players: 4
All-Tuesday Team: 5
McCadams: 1
Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 6-21
vs. Hitmen 10-16
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Finest 0-9
vs. Feds 3-7
vs. Jacks 0-4
vs. Chocolate 1-0
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vs. Blues 3-5
vs. Truman 2-4
vs. Mezz 7-6
vs. Teabaggers 5-1
vs. Legion 3-0
vs. Hitmen 1-0
MAFIA HITMEN (formerly Whimpering Worms, Bushwood Gophers)
Owner: Mr. Junior Skelton, Cotton Picker, Commissioner
Home Field: RCA Dome, Indianapolis, IN
2004 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl I loss
2005 Record: 3-12, Bourbon Bowl loss
2006 Record: 10-5, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super Bowl III Champion
2007 Record: 9-6, Division Champion, Conference Champion, Super IV Champion
2008 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 8-8, Conference Champion, Super Bowl VI Loss
2010 Record: 9-6, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2011 Record: 8-7, Jimmy Carter Bowl Champion
Overall Record: 67-53
Division: 47-35
Post-Season: 11-7
TCFL Championships: 2
Dixon Conference Championships: 4
All Dixon Players: 7
All-Tuesday Team: 9
Tuesman Winners: 2
Arian Foster- 2010
Aaron Rodgers- 2011
M.F. Gable Award: 2006
Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 16-12
vs. Dawgs 16-10
vs. TBD 2-1
vs. Feds 6-5
vs. Finest 6-4
vs. Jacks 1-1
vs. Chocolate 1-1
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vs. Blues 3-7
vs. Truman 5-2
vs. Mezz 5-10
vs. Teabaggers 2-2
vs. Hitmen 1-0
vs. Legion 3-0
TBD
Owner: Noah Dontarrious Beck (formerly Matt Reaves, Steve Mezzapelle, Travis Gable)
Home Field: TBD
2004 Record: 2-12, Toilet Bowl Champion
2005 Record: 10-6, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2006 Record: 6-8, Toilet Bowl win
2007 Record: 8-8, Brown Sugar Bowl Champion
2008 Record: 8-7, Bourbon Bowl Champion
2009 Record: 7-8, Division Champion, Bourbon Bowl loss
2010 Record: 6-9, Tobacco Bowl loss
2011 Record: 5-9, Lemon Bowl Champion
Overall Record: 52-68
Division: 34-45
Post-Season: 6-9
All Dixon Players: 11
All-Tuesday Team: 9
Head-To-Head
vs. PTM 1-2
vs. Hitmen 1-2
vs. Dawgs 1-2
vs. Jacks 1-1
vs. Finest 1-0
vs. Chocolate 0-1
vs. Feds 0-1
Defunct Franchises
Morning Wood- Dr. Elizabeth A. Clark, First Lady
Vanquishing Legion - Travis K. Gable, Chief of Staff
Mafia Hitmen- Miss Tuesday, Bamber Leigh Peschell Skelton
Tyrannical Teabaggers- Uncle Remus, Timothy Jude O'Neil
Hardcore Mezzbians- The Godfather, Leo S. Mezzapelle
Truman's Harpo- Public Enemy #1, C. Matt Reaves
Bonnie Blues- Chaplain, Nathan L. McIntyre
Honors and Awards
Season I Honors (2004)
League MVP- Peyton Manning, Dishonorable Mention
Super Bowl I MVP- Tiki Barber, 36 Points, The Federalists
Dan Marino Award- Peyton Manning, Dishonorable Mention
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- LaDainian Tomlinson, Morning Wood
Jerry Rice Award- Mushin Muhammad, Bonnie Blues
Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Morning Wood
Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Adam Viniatieri, Bonnie Blues
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Tiki Barber, The Federalists
WR- Joe Horn, Lynchburg's Finest
Best Waiver Pick Up- Reuben Droughns, Vanquishing Legion
Davidoff Super Bowl Champions- The Federalists (defeated Whimpering Worms 113-78)
Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Morning Wood 132-87)
The Touch The Feel of Cotton Bowl Champions- Dishonorable Mention (defeated Bonnie Blues 89-61)
Toilet Bowl Champeens- Mafia Shitmen (lost to Vanquishing Legion 53-58)
Pizza Pro Bowl (Week 17)- Mama's Boys (Masons) 188 Bed Wetters (Dixons) 92
Season II Honors (2005)
Tuesman Trophy- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest
Super Bowl II MVP- Shaun Alexander, 36 Points, Lynchburg's Finest
Steve Young Award- Peyton Manning, Bad Mother Fathers
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Shaun Alexander, Lynchburg's Finest
The Distinguished Jerry Rice Trophy- Steve Smith, Tussy Monsters
Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Bad Mother Fathers
The Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Neil Rackers, Dishonorable Mention
The Mike Ditka Memorial Trophy- Tong Dungy, Lynchburg's Finest
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest
WR- Chad Johnson, Whimpering Worms
Waiver Pick Up of the Year: Thomas Jones, Morning Wood
Super Bowl Champions: Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Dishonorable Mention 111-75)
Brown Sugar Bowl Champions: Bad Mother Fathers (defeated Tussy Monsters 98-49)
Bourbon Bowl Champions: Coalition of the Thrilling (defeated Whimpering Worms 132-83)
Toilet Bowl Champeens: Bonnie Browns (lost to Morning Wood 80-83)
Mason-Dixon Game: Masons 147 Dixons 124
Season III Honors (2006)
Tuesman Trophy- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest
M.F. Gable, Owner of the Year Award- Mr. Jordan T. Skelton
Super Bowl III MVP- Steven Jackson, 52 points, Whimpering Worms
Steve Young Award- Peyton Manning, Philly Blunts
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- LaDainian Tomlinson, Lynchburg's Finest
Jerry Rice Award- Chad Johnson, Dishonorable Mention
Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Lynchburg's Finest
Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Robbie Gould, Whimpering Worms
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Larry Johnson, Lynchburg's Finest
WR- Reggie Wayne, Whimpering Worms
Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Drew Brees, Dishonorable Mention
Super Bowl Champions- Whimpering Worms (defeated Lynchburg's Finest 115-71)
Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Dishonorable Mention (defeated Bonnie Blues 77-76)
Bourbon Bowl Champions- Morning Wood (defeated Coalition of the Thrilling 103-63)
Toilet Bowl Champeens- Turd Monsters* (lost to Philly Blunts 53-85)
Mason-Dixon Game- Masons 195 Dixons 162
Season IV Honors (2007)
Tuesman Trophy- Tom Brady, Bonnie Blues
Super Bowl IV MVP- Reggie Wayne, 25 points, Bushwood Gophers
Steve Young Award- Tom Brady, Bonnie Blues
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka
Jerry Rice Award- Randy Moss, Hardcore Mezzbians
Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Hurricane Ditka
Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Mason Crosby, Hurricane Ditka
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Brian Westbrook, Bushwood Gophers
WR- Terrell Owens, Hurricane Ditka
Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Brett Favre, Bushwood Gophers
Super Bowl Champions- Bushwood Gophers (defeated Hurricane Ditka 92-65)
Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Hardcore Mezzbians (defeated Bonnie Blues 106-71)
Bourbon Bowl Champions- Bad Newz Kennels (defeated Blowjays 113-62)
Toilet Bowl Champeens- Coalition of the Shitting (lost to Part Time Models 52-65)
Mason-Dixon Game- Masons 146 Dixons 91
Season V Honors (2008)
Tuesman Trophy- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka
Super Bowl V MVP- Matt Cassel, 32 points, Part Time Models
Steve Young Award- Drew Brees, Blowouts
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Michael Turner, Part Time Models
Jerry Rice Award- Larry Fitzgerald, Bushwood Gophers
Frank Wycheck Award- Tony Gonzalez, Hardcore Mezzbians
Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- John Carney, Hurricane Ditka
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Adrian Peterson, Hurricane Ditka
WR- Anquan Boldin, Bonnie Blues
Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- M. Alan Gable, Part Time Models
Rookie of The Year- Chris Johnson, Bonnie Blues
Waiver Pick Up of The Year- Kurt Warner, Tyrannical Teabaggers
Super Bowl Champions- Part Time Models (deafted Blowouts 99-88)
Brown Sugar Bowl Champions- Bushwood Gophers (defeated Bonnie Blues 128-87)
Bourbon Bowl Champions- Hardcore Mezzbians (defeated Hurricane Ditka 99-78)
Toilet Bowl Champeens- ToiletBobbing Teabaggers (lost to Shatty Dawgs 69-42)
Mason-Dixon Classic- Masons 153 Dixons 144
Season VI Honors (2009)
Tuesman Trophy- Chris Johnson, Bonnie Blues
Super Bowl VI MVP- Chris Johnson, 28 points, Bonnie Blues
Steve Young Award- Drew Brees, Federalists
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Chris Johnson, Bonnie Blues
Jerry Rice Award- Randy Moss, Truman's Harpo
Frank Wycheck Award- Vernon Davis, Part Time Models
Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- Nate Kaeding, Truman's Harpo
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Maurice Jones-Drew, Mafia Hitmen
WR- Reggie Wayne, Quagmire Crackerjacks
Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- Cameron Clark, Lynchburg's Finest
Rookie of The Year- Knowshon Moreno, Federalists
Mike Shanahan Award (Waiver of The year)- Miles Austin, Salty Dawgs
Super Bowl Champions- Bonnie Blues (defeated Mafia Hitmen 96-51)
Bourbon Bowl Champions- Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Truman's Harpo 102-101)
Tobacco Bowl Champions- Part Time Models (defeated Quagmire Crackerjacks 94-63)
Toilet Bowl Champeens- Shatty Dawgs (lost to Federalists 46-29)
Mason-Dixon Classic- Masons 104 Dixons 69
Season VII Honors (2010)
Tuesman Trophy- Arian Foster, Mafia Hitmen
Super Bowl VII MVP- Adrian Peterson, 23 points
Steve Young Award- Aaron Rodgers, Mafia Hitmen
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Arian Foster, Mafia Hitmen
Frank Wycheck Award- Antonio Gates, Mafia Hitmen
The Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- David Akers, Bonnie Blues
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Adrian Peterson, Lynchburg's Finest
WR- Dwayne Bowe, Federalists
Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- Jared B. Gable, FederalistsRookie of The Year- Sam Bradford, Quagmire Crackerjacks
Mike Shanahan Award (Waiver Pick of The Year): Brandon Lloyd, Lynchburg's Finest
Super Bowl Champions: Lynchburg's Finest (defeated Part Time Models 77-67)
Bourbon Bowl Champions: Mafia Hitmen (defeated Bonnie Blues 116-70)
Panacea Tobacco Bowl Champions: Federalists (defeated Truman's Harpo 96-65)
Toilet Bowl Champeens: Rhymes With Punt (defeated by Quagmire Crackerjacks 61-48)
Mason-Dixon Game: Dixons 124 Masons 87
Season VIII Honors (2011)
Tuesman Trophy- Aaron Rodgers, Rosterbaters
Super Bowl VII MVP- Tom Brady, Part Time Models, 36 points
Steve Young Award- Aaron Rodgers, Rosterbaters
Vincent "Bo" Jackson Award- Lesean McCoy, Ostentatious Erudition
Frank Wycheck Award- Rob Gronkowski, Rhymes with Punt
The Al Del Greco Award of Kicking Excellence- David Akers, Sexual Chocolate
Additional All-Tuesday Team Members- RB- Ray Rice, Lynchburg's Finest
WR- Calvin Johnson, Lynchburg's Finest
Glenn McCadams Coach of the Year Award- Troy L. Foxwell, Rhymes With PuntRookie of The Year- Cam Newton, Lynchburg's Finest
Mike Shanahan Award (Waiver Pick of The Year): Cam Newton, Lynchburg's Finest
Super Bowl Champions: Part Time Models (defeated Lynchburg's Finest 145-112
Bourbon Bowl Champions: Rhyes With Punt (defeated Sexual Chocolate 85-80)
Jimmy Carter Bowl Champions: Rosterbaters (defeated Ostentatious Erudition 104-82
Lemon Bowl Champeens: TBD (deafted by Quagmire Crackerjacks 66-25)
Mason-Dixon Game:
Mason-Dixon History
All-Time Series Record: 90-70 Masons
Mason-Dixon Titles: Masons: 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Dixons: 2010
2004
Regular Season: 8-8
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons
2005
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 15-6 Masons
2006
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons
2007
Regular Season: 9-7 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Dixons
2008
Regular Season: 10-6 Dixons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 14-7 Dixons
2009
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Masons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 16-5 Masons
2010
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Masons
Mason-Dixon: Dixons
Overall: 13-8 Masons
2011
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Dixons
Mason-Dixon:
Overall: 11-9 Masons
Mason-Dixon Titles: Masons: 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Dixons: 2010
2004
Regular Season: 8-8
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons
2005
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 2-2
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 15-6 Masons
2006
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Masons
2007
Regular Season: 9-7 Masons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 11-10 Dixons
2008
Regular Season: 10-6 Dixons
Bowls: 4-0 Dixons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 14-7 Dixons
2009
Regular Season: 12-4 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Masons
Mason-Dixon: Masons
Overall: 16-5 Masons
2010
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Masons
Mason-Dixon: Dixons
Overall: 13-8 Masons
2011
Regular Season: 10-6 Masons
Bowls: 3-1 Dixons
Mason-Dixon:
Overall: 11-9 Masons
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